notes

A magazine or other softcore paper-bound, porno media concealed as science notes in a folder for trade at school or to keep from parents.

1. Friend: Hey dude, I got some more notes for you to "study."
You: Sweet, I'll make sure not to spill any white-out on them.

2. Friend: Dude, could you keep these notes for me? I just took the test so I don't need them anymore.
You: Sure thing, I still need to study.

3. Friend: You man, here's some notes for you
You (after being handed 5 or 6 in a folder): Dude this looks like its gonna be a hard final.

by Zack A. July 29, 2008

Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

by Dalzig November 20, 2010

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

Ghost Notes

Money. Given the name due to the faces of dead people on the bills.

I'm almost broke... I only have 2 ghost notes left.

by Ms Phat Booty June 9, 2009

crib notes

marvels that help underachievers pass intelligence evaluation

Wear laced up shoes on the day of the exam. However, you should remove the shoe laces. Then attach your crib notes behind each FLAP(or whatever you may call it) of the shoe. You may now peek at your crib notes with ease and hide it should someone else get near you.

by astronaught4 January 31, 2008

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008