Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014

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Tissue Princess

A person who is prone to crying or being sad and/or takes pleasure from doing so and receiving attention from doing so.

TissuePrincess: My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm lonely and I have nothing in my life going well for me
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess

by Zakariski May 20, 2007

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erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism December 29, 2007

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wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 06, 2010

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tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

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