Nan-ho

the coolest person ever.

I wish I was Nan-ho

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

poo nan

the shit i eat when your mom comes to town

me: hey jimmy your mom is in town.
jimmy: aww man that means you're gonna eat her poo nan.

by mikepettyson January 26, 2008

Sat Nan

The nanna navigator, when your Nan is a passenger and constantly tells you to go down this road and that road because that's where Doris or Mabel live or to go down a certain street because she hasn't been there for years; to tell you the wrong way to the warfarin clinic.

Sorry i'm late Doctor Foster, the Sat Nan took me to Enid Van Crumpet`s house for a cup of tea and then directed me to memory lane where she lost her cherry in 1942.

by griggy August 23, 2011

stupid nan

some one who is either REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING and you cant use any offencive language due to the formal situation, or just when you have nothing else to say/you can think of

#1 ARGH!! OMG you....STUPID NAN!!! :@:@ *storms out*
#2 hehe oh shut up you stupid nan
no you shut up
why dont you go screw you mum huh? or mabey your nan??
cuz im having yours tonight
my mum? or my nan?
both
dang! you, player you!
;)
you love it baby
thats what you mum said
ok stfu now
:|
¬.¬

by gaiboi16muk March 27, 2008

Ur Nan

The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day

Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.

by Finna basket my pants March 08, 2019

bull-nan

a large amount of a substance consisting of cum, blood, and piss is put into a girls vagina and held in for as long a possible by a penis

I had some sick bull-nan last night with a kink

by el rico gonzolas January 23, 2007

Bet-nan

A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.

"who's got the bet-Nan?"

"you, you illiterate fuck"

by reece cotterill November 06, 2019