natalies hairline

A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47
bro..please don’t get natalies hairline.
by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022
mugGet the natalies hairlinemug.

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.
Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!
by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023
mugGet the Carp hairlinemug.

Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know
me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
by KIDBRO September 27, 2023
mugGet the Hairlinemug.

MidLights Hairline

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline
by MidLight January 1, 2023
mugGet the MidLights Hairlinemug.

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years
Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back
by A White Negro May 27, 2023
mugGet the Pushed my hairline backmug.
noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
mugGet the Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)mug.

Share this definition