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Dub Newt

Dub Newt/n(y)o͞ot/
Noun: A small, slender-bodied amphibian (Notophthalmus, Taricha, and other genera, family Salamandridae) with lungs and a well-developed tail, typically spending its adult life with headphone's on, listening to filty Dubstep.
Ohh man, check out that Dub Newt!
by Newthunt.org September 2, 2011
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Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.
Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!
by midfag June 25, 2018
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3-Foot Newt

A milder euphemism to the infamous transexual hentai known as futanari. It is mainly used as an insult to the hentai.
"That video I saw was a 3-Foot Newt, and it was lame!"
by Dr. RobotAndrossnik March 14, 2009
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Poo Newt

(Adj) 3 definitions:
1) A 'Poo Newt' is a newt that has rolled, and had a party, in it's own shit. These are rare.
2) An ugly 12 year old ginger girl.
3) When you find anything that resembles poo in your belly button
1) 'Wow, Mary, come and look at that Poo Newt in my garage. It's quite smelly.'
2) 'Oh God Stephanie, look at that fucking fugly freaking poo newt! She should take a bath and dye her hair. Then maybe she'll get some friends, or get laid.'
3) Dr Cook: 'Clementine, i'm afraid you have been diagnosed, with a Poo Newt. Have some antibiotics.'
Clementine: 'Is it deadly?'
Dr Cook: 'Yes.'
by Sallat Lixon October 30, 2007
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Cute as a Newt

A lass looking hot, fit, cute, and so on...
"bloody hell, she's looking as cute as a newt tonight!"
by Lord Hogan-06 March 28, 2006
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Pissed As A Newt

Used by one when suitably refreshed. After a heavy night out on the pop.
George: What up gangsta, where was you last night playa? we was frettin' what.
Phil: 'Old up G, me was tryin to find ya, only i was pissed as a newt innit, and so i found me a ho to poke and headed to her's.
George: Resteckpa!
by 'Mad' Davey C September 7, 2006
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Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
by Evilives November 23, 2014
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