neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Neptunic

Another made-up sexual attraction by the mental health organization

“Hey John I just figured out I’m neptunic!”
“Tf? You’re damn planet”
“No! That is not true at all. That’s very neptuniaphobic to assume that. It actually means-“
“Go talk to Uranus you fucking Ice Giant”

by HayHayDaFox December 15, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023

Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.

Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr

by L'rock April 2, 2021

Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub

I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025