negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

negative zero

Noun: (Nay-gut-tive Zirrro). Negative zero is infinity zero. Worth less than nothing.

"Tom is a big fat -0 at his donut making job; he sure is useless"

"Nancy is a negative zero on a scale of 1-10, she sure is homely"

by Luckylinlin December 15, 2016

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021

negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 3, 2004

negative bitches

When ones bitch count is moving leftwards from zero.

I.E one who gets bitches but some run away to the left

Damn look at that shirt jacket combo that man gets negative bitches

by Canadian bacon November 3, 2013

negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 6, 2014