muzzlepuff

The cheek area of an animal containing the whiskers. Plural form: muzzlepuffs. Noun

While drinking her milk, the kitten got milk on her muzzlepuffs.

by TBL November 7, 2006

birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.

''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''

by Claberdy April 22, 2010

Muzzie

Muzzie - (MUH-zee)

A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.

She dates Buddhists, but wants to marry a Muzzie.

by AniYochanan April 11, 2008

"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun)

A disorder in which one has no poise or grace,but can still function.

People with "Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) are often said to "Hang with the big boys but not look good doing it."

Remember:If you fall on your ass enough,the support will come down with you.

by b00zette December 7, 2013

muzzah

a name some people call their mothers

"Muzzah, could you please pass the milk"

by anonymooooooooooose May 18, 2015

gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012

sideways double-muzzle

The act of two people laying on their sides and 69'ing

"The sideways double-muzzle offers a great, mutual angle for both the genitals and the asshole without the bothersome arguments for who gets to be on top"

by pbateman102 December 1, 2011