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Musical Earplugs

What you put to listen to your favourite song in your mind when someone is talking to much and you want to block them out. Note: These are not headphones. People can see headphones. This are imaginary. USE WITH CAUTION!
Tori was talking to much so I just put in my Musical Earplugs and nodded along to the music. The funny thing is that she thought I was a agreeing with her; the annoying thing is that this encouraged her to KEEP TALKING!
by CyberIxie February 28, 2010
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Musical.ly

an app where you lip sync shitty music and move sporadically with a camera
I have a musical.ly app
by yeller818jacket January 29, 2017
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Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.
Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.
by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009
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musical.ly

An app where people go to when they want to be famous but have no talent besides mad lip licking and winking skills.
She's such a fuckboy he uses musical.ly
by Queen who slays May 14, 2016
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musical coma

a state in which one is so enveloped in a song, that they don't acknowledge the world around them, either because of the lyrics, the music, or both.
Benjamin III went into a musical coma listening to Let the Drummer Kick, and he had no idea I had been trying to get his attention for the past minute.
by lunestaaa October 20, 2008
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Musical Theory

1. A subject that 75% of "musicians" out there have never touched.
2. An excuse the ignorant make to put down artists that try to push the boundaries of contemporary music. All the while these same ignoramuses believe poor technique and slop equate with good music just because everybody else thinks so. These people also have never bothered to actually listen to the music they loathe so much.
3. A set of (flexible) rules that dictate the manner in which music functions.
In most introductory music theory courses, students learn about the intervallic structure of the major scale and how it is harmonized.
by Brian February 26, 2004
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musical sex

Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.
The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.
by Luka May 22, 2004
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