murked

A phrase usually said after some one who has been verbaly beat down
It is used by a bistander who witnesses the put down
One who says "murked" after "murking" one, is a cockey bitch and should be shuned

Loser "ouch that hurts"
Carlos "thats what ur momma said last night"
Innocent bistander "Murked"

by Nick Calabro April 09, 2007

Murked

Murked an adjective meaning ugly.

Guy:see that girl
Guy 2: what one?
Guy: the murked one
Guy 2: ewww

by just-an-average-bitch December 14, 2012

murk

to have rough, mindblowin, tiresome, body tremblin, freaky sex

Carl: Dude what's up? Why you look so jacked up?
Jeff: Man, me and Tina murked last night.
Carl: Oh shit. You lucky bastard.

by Ms. Raqi February 04, 2008

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 08, 2009

murk

To kill, rob, take over, be physically dominant over anything

Im gunna Murk his ass if he gets in my grill. i will Murk that Gas station in a milisecond. i murk on desert vista high school. we be murkin through the city in a tonka toy.

by illdaze October 02, 2009

murk

To remove yourself from a situation. To leave.

"About to murk, I say peace to the family...."
Mos Def, Ms Fat Booty

by Big Nick June 06, 2005

murk

To attempt to seduce, hit on, make a pass at, or otherwise initiate romantic involvement with a member of the opposite sex. May also be used as a verb, as a replacement for 'fuck' or 'fucked'.

I was murking these two chicks so hard last night.

I murked on your bed, dude!

by young stephen October 18, 2007