mullet

the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.

"My mother's my sister."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

mullet

something that does NOT belong on a human head.

"Dang, WOMAN! Cut that MULLET OFF, YO!"

by geezus February 22, 2003

mullet

A fish
Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae, found worldwide in tropical and temperate coastal waters and some freshwater streams. Also called gray mullet.
The red mullet.

Lets go out fishing for mullet.

by Mark January 21, 2005

mullet

My choice of hairstyles.

I'm so sexy with my mullet.

by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004

mullet

Also known as kentucky waterfall NOT tennesee waterfall......ya jackass

by mullet catcher December 30, 2002

mullet

Commonly found "downriver" in metro Detroit. Visit Taylor,Southgate,Wyandotte etc. Those wearing such hair can/will also be found with Skoal smokeless tobacco, and wearing NASCAR t-shirts, and dirty white high-top shoes.

Wheres muh Skoal??? Goddammit the race is-a-startin' in ten minutes! That faggot-ass Jeff Gordon be on the pole though!

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003

mullet

A hair-do of a white trash person who is caught in the 80's and drives an old beat up camaro.

Brock, I like your mullet.

by Mommy April 16, 2003