“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025
Get the Tontine mufflemug. by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019
Get the Mufflingmug. (Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017
Get the Muffle-fuckmug. When you are in a public restroom and feel the need to rip a fart and know that everyone will be listening so you grab a wad of toilet paper and hold against your anus to muffle the sound.
Muffle/Muffled- As I sat in the public restroom I heard the deep breathing of the person in the next stall. I knew a big fart was coming and had to do something quick. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper right before I blew and muffled the noise by the cheaply made paper my finger goes through.
by BrittM June 24, 2025
Get the Mufflemug. (Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
Get the Muffled-Torpedomug. The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
Get the Muffle Bugmug. A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffermug.