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Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017
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Tontine muffle

When a girl is being to loud so you smother her head with a pillow
“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025
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Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face
Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po
by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019
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Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.
Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.
by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015
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Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.
I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!
by The auto tech December 7, 2016
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Muffle

When you are in a public restroom and feel the need to rip a fart and know that everyone will be listening so you grab a wad of toilet paper and hold against your anus to muffle the sound.
Muffle/Muffled- As I sat in the public restroom I heard the deep breathing of the person in the next stall. I knew a big fart was coming and had to do something quick. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper right before I blew and muffled the noise by the cheaply made paper my finger goes through.
by BrittM June 24, 2025
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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
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