twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.

Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!

by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.

The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.

by parcelsa February 2, 2022