fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

by Notachav69 May 11, 2021

mucking fess

An extreme state of disorderliness

The garden shed is a mucking fess

by mikroton August 22, 2022

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

Ass Puckering Cold

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.

"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!

by a.91.a. October 17, 2010

Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.

* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.

by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019