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evangelical movement 

A group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.
-Class, explain to me the class structure of ancient rome.

-uhhhhh. . . Jesus?

-well, close enough.
evangelical movement by gunshow January 20, 2005
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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM) 

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.

Tiny Pants movement 

Its basically the Skinny Jeans movement.
This was used by Souljia boy to diss the Skinny Jeans movement but The Rangers$ took it as a positive thing and now they refer to the Skinny Jeans movement as the tiny pants movement.
boy 1: Yo wats with your jeans looking tiny.
boy 2: Its the tiny pants movement
boy 1: OOOOh

Lgbt movement 

Thing 1: hey what’s homestuck?
Thing 2: well, just an Lgbt movement
Lgbt movement by vii<3 June 17, 2023

The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

Nude beach movement 

A movement to make all beaches nude beaches where you don't have to wear clothes if you don't want too.
John is all for the nude beach movement.

Occupy Movement 

When you are taking a dump in your employer's executive restroom "bowel movement" and one of the 1% people try to open the stall door. You scream "Occupied!" You then stay in there for an extended period of time to disrupt them from tying to do their "business."
I was in the executive restroom taking a dump at work when the CEO tried to open the door. I screamed "Occupied." Then I stayed in there for like 2 days to prove my point. It was my Occupy Movement protest.
Occupy Movement by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011