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Motherfucker Jones

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011
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motherfucker

Used to denote someone with whom you may have a personal problem.
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" -Samuel L. Jackson
by Mike McW November 7, 2007
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mothafuckest

Out of a group of people that are motherfuckers, your the worst motherfucker there is out of the group your being called out from.
Charlie brown out of all the mothafuckas out here you the MOTHAFUCKEST!
by MYNAMEIST February 3, 2007
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Bitch Ass Motherfucker

A term used when there is a need to harm another person's feelings, though not making sense at all in what you say.
You bitch ass motherfucker, give me my cookie back!
by A bitchass motherfucker March 1, 2010
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Punk Motherfucker

A punk motherfucker is a loser who thinks he is cool and talks the talk but just can't walk the walk.
by Piss Flaps August 13, 2008
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Sly Motherfucker

One who is ridiculously smooth and overly attractive. They are very rare and scarce. They know exactly what to say and one. Always. They reel you in and make you want them because they are so nice and approachable. But do they want you? Probably not. Sly moterfuckers only want comparable sly motherfuckers. Sucks for you. Sly motherfuckers are often mixed race but may come in any colour. ***Note: When two sly motherfuckers procreate, the offspring is often flawlessly attractive and unimaginably smooth. In other words, a dirty sly motherfucker.
1: Jeremy is an example of a mixed race, sly motherfuckerrrr.
2: Kyrstin is a white sly motherfucker.
3: Carter is a DIRTY SLY motherfucker. Damn.
by fckh8 December 4, 2010
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no pussy getting motherfucker

a motherfucker who lacks the ability to get pussy.
Ron: Man i was going to fuck her i promise!
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(
by drew251 January 29, 2008
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