1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.
Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.
Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011
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Charlie brown out of all the mothafuckas out here you the MOTHAFUCKEST!
by MYNAMEIST February 3, 2007
Get the mothafuckest mug.A term used when there is a need to harm another person's feelings, though not making sense at all in what you say.
by A bitchass motherfucker March 1, 2010
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by Piss Flaps August 13, 2008
Get the Punk Motherfucker mug.One who is ridiculously smooth and overly attractive. They are very rare and scarce. They know exactly what to say and one. Always. They reel you in and make you want them because they are so nice and approachable. But do they want you? Probably not. Sly moterfuckers only want comparable sly motherfuckers. Sucks for you. Sly motherfuckers are often mixed race but may come in any colour. ***Note: When two sly motherfuckers procreate, the offspring is often flawlessly attractive and unimaginably smooth. In other words, a dirty sly motherfucker.
1: Jeremy is an example of a mixed race, sly motherfuckerrrr.
2: Kyrstin is a white sly motherfucker.
3: Carter is a DIRTY SLY motherfucker. Damn.
2: Kyrstin is a white sly motherfucker.
3: Carter is a DIRTY SLY motherfucker. Damn.
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Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(
by drew251 January 29, 2008
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