Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008

motted out

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.

Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR

by stannyy September 4, 2011

Mortesque

Mor-tes-que (adj)

In a sense, deadly, deathly, or with a ghastly feeling.

The zombies crept along the ground in a mortesque fashion.

by Kyle Gerhardt March 31, 2006

mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 31, 2013

Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

by fharper August 27, 2021

Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014