by rusty dusty January 13, 2006
Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
by E 2 tha Z April 15, 2008
A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 13, 2005
A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
by Protect Yourself July 09, 2006
mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness
andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it! (courtesy of sophie)
my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
by kittycat1989 February 27, 2007
a religion that has taken over the city of idaho falls. idaho falls now has the second highest mormon population in the world. if u r not mormon u are treaded unequally. the mormons try to take the picture off the sides of victoris secret and do all sorts of stupid crap like that. mormons usually will not talk to non mormons.
by nigglet May 23, 2005
A follower of a multiple-wived fool who has made hundreds of false prophecies (talking to Jesus through a hat, none the less...)
Like to think they're Christian but are not as they are POLYTHEISTIC.
Moron with an extra "m"
Like to think they're Christian but are not as they are POLYTHEISTIC.
Moron with an extra "m"
by so simple March 20, 2005