Morguegasm

An intense muscular body seizure brought on by intense stress...or death.

The phone was ringing so much at work I went in to a full Morguegasm and peed myself.

by Dingo Fang July 22, 2015

Morgued

Usually used in response to something that has made you laugh so severely that you have lost the will to live. Not to be confused with dying ded dead im dead or deceased this is much worse. You have an absolute zero percent chance of resuscitation. You've been morgued

Eli : yo I'm grabbing a coffee on my way over, you feelin' it?

Stewie : bet

Eli : baristas aways lookin' like they have a degree in lesbian dance theory.

Stewie : 100% morgued

by Merlcaptain November 25, 2018

Morguee

Like an orge but multiple

For example: “Let’s have a morguee”

by Nickiel December 29, 2022

Morgenhår

En særlig frisure man får efter at have sovet. Håret krøller eller stritter i mærkværdige retninger, fordi man i løbet af natten har ligget uroligt oven på håret mens man har svedt. Kan være svært at slippe af med uden et bad.

Karsten havde stadig morgenhår til langt oppe på dagen, men det var jo også weekend.

by Alfenhose October 22, 2013

Monguer

Spanish slang for the kind of people who humilliate themselves and think they're funny, and dont realise how ridiculous they are. They're known for they're lack of intelligence.

He's a dumbass, what a monguer.

by ElRepetidorQueSeSientaAlFondo November 13, 2016

Mogue

Mogue - 18th/19th century urban slang - to make a fool of, to trick, to take the Micky.
Source - the Oxford dictionary, Chambers dictionary, 1925 reprint
Examples found in R Austin Freeman's "Dr Thorndyke Intervenes" written about 1920

Mogue "You can't have found it - it were too well hid - you can't mogue me to make me say where it was!"

by PatSea April 20, 2018

Morgzed

A different way of saying shited

Ew i Morgzed

by IamBisexuelPornWords November 12, 2020