mop stands for Morbidly Obese Person someone who fat people call fat. If you were a mop and fell down you would not be able to get back up easily because you are too round.
by Twolizard October 22, 2011
Slang for masturbating.
"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
by yankeemofo May 14, 2012
Marinade Overwhelming Pressure.
It basically means (marinade) sink the overwhelming pressure of a situation, like put it aside, then start afresh. its another texitng shortcut. It is used when things get awkward, u know like breaking the ice/silence or one doesn't know what to say in a certain situation. its like breaking a twix bar, need a moment, just say MOP, and it should stall some time. It can also be used for conversation starter or try to bring back a dead conversation. Saying in person is most fun, esp to annoy one's peers. try to clean up your conversation today, by using MOP. It can be used at anytime one feels necessary to use it like (lol).
It basically means (marinade) sink the overwhelming pressure of a situation, like put it aside, then start afresh. its another texitng shortcut. It is used when things get awkward, u know like breaking the ice/silence or one doesn't know what to say in a certain situation. its like breaking a twix bar, need a moment, just say MOP, and it should stall some time. It can also be used for conversation starter or try to bring back a dead conversation. Saying in person is most fun, esp to annoy one's peers. try to clean up your conversation today, by using MOP. It can be used at anytime one feels necessary to use it like (lol).
Ro : hey dude whatup
Jef : sup, chillin u?
Ro : same
time passes, words unspoken
Ro: MOP
Jef : LOL :) so what did u do today?
(see how the conversation started again, took away awkwardness) lol see how he broke the silence?
Ro :MOP
Jef : wat? hey
(look at this example, see how the convo started?)
To annoy ones peers "mop mop mop mop" just say it over and over again in person, or if they dont talk lol
(for this last example, might only want to do with peers one is close to lol)
Jef : sup, chillin u?
Ro : same
time passes, words unspoken
Ro: MOP
Jef : LOL :) so what did u do today?
(see how the conversation started again, took away awkwardness) lol see how he broke the silence?
Ro :MOP
Jef : wat? hey
(look at this example, see how the convo started?)
To annoy ones peers "mop mop mop mop" just say it over and over again in person, or if they dont talk lol
(for this last example, might only want to do with peers one is close to lol)
by rororourboat903 September 29, 2011
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!
Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...
by PMM-PUSSY MONSTER MIKE May 07, 2010
by Vijay Patz September 22, 2006
To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.
by J.1 May 12, 2010