moony

soulmates thing, y’all can’t sit with him?
i’ll trade my whole life to see him happy af,

i can talk about this bitch for hours but imma keep myself quite for once

-do you know, i love moony more than anything?
- you’ve already said that stfu.

by midaswag August 3, 2021

moonie

did you mean: moanie

ayo moonie is so bad
did you mean moanie

by cryptex_ June 2, 2021

Pull a Moonie

When a certain girl or someone in general says they're going eepy, and then proceeds to come back multiple times before actually passing out 😀

Moonie: "I'll go to bed now"
*2 hours later:*
Moonie: I'm actually going to bed this time I swear-
Random dude: Moonie, don't pull a Moonie

by Thebitchassmotherfucker May 28, 2025

moonie

moonie is beautiful/handsome/pretty they are the best, they are nice and amazing i want to meet them so bad and hug and kiss them and hold their hand<3

moonie is an amazing person

by pickels<3 August 5, 2021

moonie

One that lies on multiple occasions and get called out

When you tell a story of something that happened to you and then that same person tells you the same story that you told then and claims it as their story. You call them out for a 'Moonie'
Or
Just straight up lieing to a group of people

by Lukey gukey August 8, 2021

Moonie

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night

by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024

moony

best person to exist ❗️❗️

moony is superior to everyone in existence.

by Charliedickinson November 26, 2022