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porn mooch

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008
mugGet the porn moochmug.

Scooch a mooch

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
by hereforari June 17, 2016
mugGet the Scooch a moochmug.

mooch

a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool
That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift
by g money August 8, 2003
mugGet the moochmug.

Scooch a mooch

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
mugGet the Scooch a moochmug.

One mooch

One mooch refers to a period of ten days. Refers to the length in which Anthony Scaramucci was employed at the White House.
“Hey, how long til you go on vacation?”

“In about one mooch.”
by i_hate_robo_calls August 1, 2017
mugGet the One moochmug.

Scooch a mooch

What you say when someone or something is in your way
Ariana - *waves to fans*

Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans

Ariana - Scooch a mooch
by Rebukka May 30, 2018
mugGet the Scooch a moochmug.

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