monkeybrain

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls

Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping

by michael lowe May 25, 2007

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )

My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them

by synapd May 13, 2005

monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.

"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"

by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

Monkeypox

A homosexual male who coughs, sneezes or serves the majority heterosexual public.

I saw Monkeypox on CNN.

by LDR_makes_me_vomit July 28, 2022

monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.

Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!

by Danyourman January 9, 2009