Cock Mongler

a word used to describe african amercan specimens with large bulbous penises

have you seen geoffrey recently?

yeah hes a cock mongler

by Wannabe Black June 13, 2017

cheech mongler

one whom mongles cheeches
similar to mongoloid, and can be used interchangeably with cheechaloid

yo, im a cheech mongler, ill mongle your cheech

by my nama jefffff May 3, 2018

cock mongler

anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole

james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled

by philputsthedindan April 10, 2018

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

yo monder

Wenne you kann't sey "deine Mutter" in a Germann Schul so yuh musst sey an alternativ wort für it. So yuh hätte komm auf a Wort mehning "yo monder" so yuh kann't get rohsted bei yur Freunden.

Ja gönne get a punischment wenne ju sey der vorbiddenes Wort. Und bei der Way "yo monder" saunds viel mehr cooler denn deine Mutter.

"Oh mein Gott dieses Aluminiumplatte ist zu schwer für mich!"
"Aber yo monder ist schwerer"

by hund11111 March 31, 2023

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023

Alex Mendler

A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.

Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.

by Fartslayer54 May 3, 2024