Moistress

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

by Iwkie August 9, 2025

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022