minty poop

When you take a shit and brush your teeth While on the toilet

My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop

by Espidermon321 July 10, 2018

Minty The Protogen

He is a discord degenerate who is a pedophile, zoophile and a disgrace to society. The Choas Gang terminated his existence by doxxing him and swatting him. He is now serving up to 50 years in prison for possession of child pornography.

Minty The Protogen is a pedophile

by DawnBreakerREAL23 June 27, 2022

Minty red

When going down on a girl with a cinnamon altoid in your mouth , while she's on her period

John gave Samantha a minty red on the bathroom counter

by DefinitionAdder19 February 9, 2023

Minty

The nice word for gay. It's almost like a secret code, because it's not commonly used.

Hahahaha Jack is so minty!" "Wait, what?

by gosh dang awesome December 10, 2010

minty vagina

When you are screwing a chick but her vagina is to dirty, you spray toothpaste/ cleaning products all over your penis to clean her up

Charlie: yeah i had to give Kirsten a minty vagina last night because she was so damn dirty!
Larry: HA! i had to give Kelli one last week too
Charlie: god damn...cant these bitches keep it clean so we dont have to give them minty vaginas!?

by The house cleaner March 2, 2005

Minty Toothpick

A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010

Minty Pingas

A drug created by mixing chewing gum, sleeping pills and energy drink.

"Whats wrong with Carl?"

"He's high on the Minty Pingas"

by Xxx_Kittens_xxX May 14, 2015