minnesota

*The state of hockey.
*Home to Hockey town,usa (not to be confused with the "fake" hockey town,usa 'detroit'...detroit is a city..not a town fawkers)
*land of 10,000 lakes
*minnesota nice...unless of course you are driving
*We do not say "eh"...thats canada
*"a's" and "o's" are pronounced differently than everyone else....

"Im from minnesotah!"

by Yo_ma\'ma July 31, 2003

Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.

Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!

by Chad December 1, 2003

minnesota

Minnesota: an upper MidWest state, populated by Nordic descendants (hence the Vikings NFL team) and Native Americans. Located on the edge of the flat and seemingly endless praire, the state gets blast-chilled by polar winds for most of the year. The bulk of the people live in the Twin Cities (hence the MN Twins MLB team) and the surrounding cookie-cutter sprawl, while the rest of the state is scattered with God-forsaken iron mining towns (up north) or small, Lutheranesque farming communities that produce wheat and soybeans, which later get moved around by unsightly, rectangular barges down the Mississippi river or shipped to far-away places from the Duluth harbor. The state is characterized by high taxes, high welfare levels (possibly Scandinavian influences), strong economy (scores of large co.'s are HQed here, incl. Gen Mills that made the cereal you are for breakfast, 3M that made your lint roller, Medtronic that made your grandpa's pacemaker, Hormel that makes the Spam you grew up on, Polaris that made your uncle Duffy's snowmobile, Target, whose repulsive target-eye dog seems to be everywhere, etc.), changing demographics (growing Latino, Somali and Hmong enclaves), changing politics (a pronounced shift to the right). Vacationing generally means "goin' to the cabin up Nort'" for fishing and boating, while the winter is spent is super-luxurious ice fishing shacks with TVs and bunk beds, drinking the local Grain Belt beer. The people are overall Minnesotah-nice, meaning that anything that they disapprove of is glossed over as "oh, that's different". The state's public radio service (recently renamed AMerican Public Media) produces some of the most popular national programs, such as Prairie Home Companion, Marketplace, Speaking of Faith, St Paul Sunday, Futuretense, etc. Quite a feat for a semi-frozen swath of land that has about 5 mil people in it.

Minnesota frequently makes it on the last page of your daily hometown paper as the coldest place in the nation.

by Hernand Poncho January 22, 2005

Minnie

A Minnie is the prettiest girl going. She doesn’t let anyone or anything ruin her stride. She’s not so confident but then people are confused by that because she has no flaws about her. She’s hella nice and has the nicest body. If you have a Minnie in your life DO NOT loose her because you will regret it because she will always have your back and she never has a bad word to say about anyone as she always sees the good in people even if they are the worst people on earth. She’s like the rainbow on a rainy day. She’s so inspiring. Her inside is more beautiful than her out and that should be impossible because she is the PRETTIEST girl everrr. She brings out the best in everyone. Being around her is the best feeling ever. Her smile lights up the room and when I see the minnie in my life happy I can’t help myself so I smile because i know the happiness she is feeling well she deserves it and I hope the minnie in my life doesn’t stop what she’s doing because she’s doing amazinggg. I LOVE YOU MY TYGA

Someone: that girl is absolutely amazing Someone else: yes I know right well that’s why she’s called minnie

by _delphi_ca6 January 16, 2020

Shoreview, Minnesota

A wonderful place to live. It has the best of both worlds because it has the positives of a huge community but it has that nice small town feel. In 2008 it was said to be one of the best places to live in america by cnn. each July there is an extravagant festival called the slice of shoreview which includes live entertainment, rides, games, food, and much more. Most everyone that lives in Shoreview are friendly and welcoming.

I love my hometown of Shoreview, Minnesota.

by hellominnesota January 12, 2011

minnesota

Has been voted the cleanest state, very good education.The Xcel center was voted the best in the states. We have the largest mall(that STILL doesn't have a lacoste store) And of course, the state of hockey. I believe wayzata has the largest youth hockey association in the country. forgive me if i am wrong. And Minnesotan residents really don't have crazy weird accents like people think.

Minnesota really does have four seasons.

by i love you x33 August 3, 2007

Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010