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mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!
by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008
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Minimo

An economic currency value equal to what the current minimum wage per hour is where you live. One Minimo is what someone what no skills, experience, or education get paid for one hour labor. So naturally jobs that require a certain degree of skill, experience, or a certain level of education get paid a lot more than one Minimo. For example a Doctor with a PHD, internship experience, and the state licensing required will expect at least ten Mimimos per hour.

The Minimo can also be used as an economic measuring stick to compare the value of things. For example, in 1969 my parents bought a house for $20,900 when the Mimimo was $1.30. It would take 16,076.92 Minimos to purchase that property. Now the house is worth $350,000 and the Minimo is now $13. This means it would take 26,923.08 Minimos to buy that same house.

The value of workers paychecks is diminished when their income level does not keep up with increments in Minimos. Let’s say for example you started a job ten years ago when the minimum wage was $7.25 an hour for two Minimos per hour. Over the last ten years you got only 12% in pay increments which is below the inflation rate. Then somebody decides that forcing employers to pay $15 an hour will make things affordable so they raise the income of pimply faces teenage stoners. Now you are barely making one Minimo. That same worker now needs to make $30 an hour to have the same place in the economy. Otherwise, they might as well be sacking groceries at Publix.
My cheap ass employer won't give me raise as the Minimo approaches $15 to $30 or I will be making only one Minimo.
by Taekwondoka January 4, 2022
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mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"
by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008
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Mini chav

A young child (Normally male) about 3 foot tall with a squeaky voice, dressed in uniform or full chav-suit that calls everything gay and enjoys wasting his food by throwing it afew centimetres. Also take offence by anything, even waving at them.
Normal person: Hah look, A Mini Chav, How cute.
Mini chav: Shut up gay!
by ReTahDid September 27, 2006
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mini while

The shorter and cuter way of saying "a little while".
John: Hey babe, can you get out the shower so I can take a piss?

Kate: Damn it John, give me a mini while!
by Maryamalee May 17, 2010
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mini moose

the bestest character on invader zim along with Gir, he is introduced in the christmas episode
"this is mini moose he has been with us the whole time you just havnt seen him"
by one slick german October 15, 2003
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Bare Minimum Rule

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!
by MiniGeekGirl June 27, 2020
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