Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."
Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.
Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.
by J-Bell June 29, 2006
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1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.
2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.
3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.
2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.
3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
by Gavin B July 20, 2009
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1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
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Get the Midge Mong mug.when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.
ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!
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Get the nigg midge mug.The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.
Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009
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by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006
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