Middletown Maryland

White people but close together, the schools are dogshit but the kids happen to get good scores on tests. There's also a lot of farms for some reason and despite the people who live in the downtown area, its largely white supremacists. There's 3 or 4 Asian families at the time of writing and I think 2-4 black families. There's only 2 good places in Middletown and that's LDS and Memorial Park.

I want to kill myself or leave Middletown Maryland

by Howlhusky December 2, 2020

Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)

Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton

by girlintheworldwithknowledge July 12, 2011

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

Middleton

Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.

Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.

The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.

Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.

Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Verb - I Middleton you

Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.

by Ronald-X February 29, 2020

Middleton

Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes

The black man shagged middleton

by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020

Middleton

a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.

I cant wait to move out of middleton

by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020

Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.

Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”

by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021