Michelled

Trying to take it all and getting nothing then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict, and my aunt Michelled me

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026

Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025

Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics

Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!

by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025

The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026