My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010
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Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill, but instead of stopping at a red light and running around the car like a little girl, the passenger must climb out of an open window on the car while it is still moving and proceed to climb across the roof of the car and into another open window on the car. This act of bravery and courage gets its name from the world of Lucha Libre where young men who wished to know the secrets of the Luchadors preformed this feat while blindfolded to prove their worth and "badassness". However, as years went by this became a mainstream thing and the blindfolding was phased out. A Mexican Fire Drill is preformed preferably at speeds in excess of 35mph.
Guy 1: Dude why have girls been falling so easily for Billy lately?
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.
by Lead_Farmer November 27, 2013
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by Dickmodel August 8, 2015
Get the Mexican hot dog mug.A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.
Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
by ope123 April 14, 2011
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by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017
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