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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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medium rare

"That Brian, he is medium rare!"

"His kicks are medium rare."
by foe foe February 11, 2009
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Medium

One who can see and/or talk to spirits. Often misunderstood or mocked, or even shunned. But they are like anybody else. And they are just as normal as the rest of us. They arn't retarded or deluded, but Amazing and Gifted. We are out there, and we arn't insane. Get to know one of us.
Paige is a Medium. She speaks to spirits and sees them almost everywhere, but we love her anyways.
by Spirit Girl August 22, 2010
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medium j

by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004
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mediumest

When something is of a medium difficulty good sir.
That tree is very mediumest
by Catto798 November 8, 2017
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Medium Rare

Slang: A womans vagina.

Reference- Will have a fully red, warm center. Used to jokingly describe the vagina due to its approximate temperature, and coloration.
Male to Female: "Say girl, when you gonna come over and let me get some of that medium-rare?"
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Male to male friend: Dawg its been a few days, I need to get some medium rare!
by J_Hoss July 24, 2010
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