Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010

meredith grey

taylor swift’s cat

meredith grey is sister to olivia and benjamin

by anonymous December 17, 2020

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

Glen Meredith

big hoss

I am a Glen Meredith.

by asklfjoirgjioaerghdafnb November 7, 2013

meredith grey

The main character of the hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. Merdith Grey is a surgical intern at Seattle Grace Hosptital. Her mother is the renouned surgeon Ellis Grey. Her father, Thatcher, left her at a young age due to her mother's affair with Meredith's boss, Richard Webber. She falls in love with her neuro attending, Derek Shepherd, only to later find out he is married to Addison Montgomery-Shepherd. Derek chooses Addison over Meredith, leaving her borken yet again. She uses tequilla as comfort and has a plentiful amount of one night stands with innapropriate men. Derek soon realizes he is very much in love with Meredith and eventually leaves his wife as Meredith leaves her new boyfriend, her dogs veterinarian, Finn Dandridge. Meredith and Derek struggle to stay together constantly.

We all know Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd will get married soon enough.

by jessicalovesgreys October 7, 2007

mercedefied

When car manufacturers, particularly Japanese ones, try and make their vehicles more appealing and seem of higher quality by designing them to closely resemble a Mercedes-Benz.

"Hey, did you see that new Hyundai? It's so elegant..."

"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."

mercedefication

mercedefy

by jdml March 15, 2011

dirty meredith

A one time passionate moment you can never replicate, spontaneous, unbelievable, and usually with a 30 something man

I think I just experienced a dirty Meredith, that means I'll never hear from her again

by Pitbullgurl44 February 24, 2019