melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Melancholely

Very sad.

Melancholely, the kid ran home after he lost all his friends.

by Thekidinthebus November 13, 2018

Melancholiness

Affected with or showing mournful depressed. Causing sadness, soberly, thoughtful; pensive.

James showed a melancholiness look spread across his face

by Unwanteddgg April 26, 2019

melancholic

highly addicted to melons to the point of endangerment

girl 1: what’s wrong with her?!
girl 2: oh...she’s melancholic.
girl 3: yeah i heard she just started therapy.

by livvylivster March 21, 2020

Melancholosexual

An individual who receives raw sexual pleasure from depression, depressing situations, and

involvement with other individuals experiencing depression.

Person 1: “Dude... That’s depressing as fuck, right?” *pauses “why do you keep twitching?”
Melancholosexual: *Turns away *Lies “Idk what you're talking about...”

by SceneYourPsyko April 15, 2021

Melancholic

Half flaccid sad.

I'm not sad, I'm just a little melancholic.

by cummonman August 16, 2022

Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.

Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.

by The BS Express November 5, 2022