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Meef

The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.
All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot
Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?
by hot honez February 2, 2024
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Meef

When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef
Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.
by Psychedelic_samuel August 29, 2019
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Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.
Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.
by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020
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Meef

meef is the term used to describe a thicc girls meaty pussy.

Usually wet after one touch.
Danny: ay bruh my girl kinda thicc she got that meef

Chris: fuckkk dawg
by Deeznutz666 July 10, 2019
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Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.
Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!
by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019
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meefs

andy always wears the meefs
by Jason L. Smith May 14, 2021
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