meiting

A process of slowly becoming obsessed with collecting printed banners which contain images of "Mr Worldwide Handsome".

She is meiting! There is no turning back now, her room will be covered with his face.

by meiting November 9, 2018

mediterranean

the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

Also a race including greece, spain southern italy, morrocco, egypt,palestine, turkey, tunisia etc.

the mediterranean is very beautiful!

by LatinaKaterina December 1, 2004

Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.

Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

by MSWSB! June 19, 2011

melitta

Is the an absolute best person you could ever. She is kind and strong. She probably has a friend named Sydney who is apart of LGBTQ +.

She is gorgeous and never gives up. She loves animals and probably has several pets. She loves the color black and is so stylish. She is also pretty boy crazy. She has NO flaws. What so ever. And is basically a saint. She helps her friends find love.

Melitta is a god and has no flaws.

by Jasmine marag June 23, 2020

merit badging

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

by J-Mac February 17, 2005

meita

n. - Cum (portuguese). Same as gosma, esporra, molho (azorean portuguese slang.)

A gaja tinha meita espalhada pela cara. - The bitch had cum all over her face.

by Marquis de Carabas September 9, 2004

mediterranean meatloaf bobber

the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.

Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.

by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 24, 2008