Barry McCokiner

A made up name, much like Hugh Janus, or Mike Hunt, that is used for a cheap laugh. It is meant to sound like "Bury my cock in her." It was made famous when the guys on the show Workaholics used it in a conversation with their boss.

Teacher: "New kid, what's your name?"
New Kid: "Barry."
Teacher: "Barry what?"
New Kid: "Barry McCokiner!"

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets May 7, 2018

McCormack Scale

A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.

CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.

by Kunkel March 26, 2008

Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

by Narobic February 8, 2019

mcconnelling

To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.

Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.

by MrBueno October 3, 2014

Cooper McCoops

Cat on facebook.

Cooper McCoops gets mad pussy.

by catlover111111 April 2, 2009

Will McComber

He is a little A$$hole , that has no friends and that is always putting people down and never nice or loyal to anyone

Will McComber The person you want to fall of a cliff and is a virgin

by Will mcComber October 25, 2019

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020