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bert mccracken 

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..
when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.
bert mccracken by gummy_bear April 24, 2005

bert mccracken 

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY
bert mccracken by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004

bert mccracken 

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be
bert mccracken by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN 

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?
BERT MCCRACKEN by fdslkj February 1, 2004

fat mccracken 

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.
Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)
fat mccracken by Amy March 14, 2005

Gus McCracken 

A wanna be skater kid with no talent what so-ever, see poseur
Gus McCracken by Jimbob Mccoy October 13, 2004