Maynard

A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.

"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"

by Jaisomething May 13, 2016

Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

jack maynard

i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.

girl one: who’s jack maynard?

girl two: who?

girl three: idk her

by karen-likes-cheese December 27, 2017

Melanie Maynard

Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)

A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%

by Mr. Incredible man to the left March 24, 2009

Manward

atrocious woman math teacher that looks like a man, dresses like a man and should be considered for the late night TLC show What Not To Wear

We attempted to capture the Manward for civilized grooming but her hideous pennyloafers ran faster than when her mom saw her as a baby.

by Joanna/Julia December 12, 2008

maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off

boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett

by CaRleE December 9, 2016

Maynard

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.

Maynard's are good people to walk to school with.

by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019