mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

by JHammy June 19, 2011

Mayonnaise Game

The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.

"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."

by Mayonnaise King February 6, 2010

Warm Mayonnaise

When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.

Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.

by B(.)(.)mTown May 27, 2016

mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)

My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant

by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011

Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.

I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.

by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022