Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
by JHammy June 19, 2011
The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
by Mayonnaise King January 27, 2010
Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.
by B(.)(.)mTown April 27, 2016
Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.
by SukaFlyat May 4, 2021
Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 17, 2016
by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021
1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.
2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."
2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."
by Imhornyforhalloween June 19, 2019