The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

by TheODB123 December 29, 2023

by CaRleE December 9, 2016

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.
by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!
by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
by Triad40 July 28, 2021
