dorkus maximus

One who is a dork to the maximum possible extent; to be a dork means that one is stupid, foolish, clumsy, or inept. Thus, the 'maximus' variety will be an extremely stupid or foolish idiot.

"Geez, you're a real dorkus maximus to have missed that deadline - now you're unemployed!"

by triumvir December 28, 2005

clenis maximus

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

by Joseph William B May 12, 2009

brosephius maximus

A best friend, possibly originating from ancient gangsta

Linnea: Dude, Caesar was my brosephius
Tessa: Well Brutus was my brosephius maximus, and don't call me dude

by Homeslice911 February 4, 2008

noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

Maximus

A Maximus is fucking hot and has a great personality. He’ll make you laugh even though you’re in a bad mood. He always talks about his dick or his boners to a girl he really likes but doesn’t want to admit it. He makes mistakes but always fixes it. Even though his dating a girl he might still like another girl who’s a really good friend of his. He wants long relationships, he might ask you to a dance one day and that’s when the good things happen:)

Oh my god, Maximus is so fricken cute! I like have to talk and meet him!!

by jazzymae October 22, 2018

prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker

"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."

by DGbby45 October 6, 2011