A Swiss guy OBSESSED with motorsport. He will spend hours explaining why cars aren't what they used to be.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
«what do you think about the huracan man?»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
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