"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008

Maximilien

A nice American kid that is smart and helps everyone

Maximilien is very smart

by Nasty exposer December 20, 2019

Maximation to the devistation

sexual intercourse where one of the individuals complelty fucks the others world up..meaning..pounding as hard as possible..making 0ne want to almost cry..

1. Man,last nightwas totally maximation to the devistation

by Kyla January 31, 2004

Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019

Maximilian

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian?
Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian?

Oida 1: JAWOHL

by SuperAustriaHater88 April 15, 2018

manimal

a person of the male gender who is extraordinarily muscular, and has beast-like tendencies.

"Did you see the arms on that guy?"
"Yea, he's a total manimal."

by Nate Meyer June 24, 2007

Manimal

A feat accomlished by a girl that would normally, under perfect circumstances, only be attempted by Andre the Giant himself

Tony: Oh my God dude, what the fuck is Anna doing?
Lou: Holy shit she is bench pressing a fucking keg.
Tony: Goddamn it that bitch is a fucking manimal

by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008