Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding

whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody

by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023

Maxim

The proud sponsors of World War I.

The Maxim machine gun can fire 600 rounds per minute.

by MaximEnjoyer September 12, 2021

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.

That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020

Maxim

Maxim is an amazing, hot, and great guy. He always wears a hat because he's a thug(although he lived a chilled life away from the hood)

Look at this dush, thinking he's a Maxim

by Yeet man 123 September 25, 2019

Maxim

A walking stick whos anorexic and cant do shit but play fortnite. He smells like shit and can only attract asians. He plays water polo cause hes gay. And loves men named lazis

maxim is a homo

by IDKBLAYT October 19, 2020