Max

He is usually a very tall bender witch keeps little dead hamsters in his frigid:near his internet Rueter & he sniffs his dad up the you know what and does brown sugar in his nose.

Jack talks

Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....

POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS

MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids

by User199273799901173 August 12, 2020

Max

Max short for Maximus, which in Russia means Large Penis. Max is Awesome, hes a really great guy. If you have a friend like Max never let him go. Everyone loves Max the Boys and the Girls. Max is short, but that doesn't mean he isn't fast. Max doesn't do a lot of sports either. Max has a hot Body and a big Penis. Max is a total Package! He also is very Humorous.

I love a great Max!

by 1234abcd4321dcba February 15, 2014

Max

A bad boy with a batitude, always getting bussssaaaayyyy, and hated by losers.

loser: Max is mean.

cool kid: No Max is awesome

by abadboywithabaditude November 29, 2017

Max

A shady,Knowing look.

Damn,you gave him a Max.

by MentallyRelatable August 15, 2017

Max

A very cool person who does not appreciate disrespectful behavior ever.

Hey max wassup

I’m max

by Maxington560 February 07, 2019

Max

A cool guy who has a giant penis, is sexy and chases after hot chicks.

girl1:hey why is max following us

girl2:because he is sexy max

by bestman001 March 06, 2018

Max

caring, sweet, athletic, intelligent, funny, and just amazing boy. Great to be around. Max will always brighten up your day no matter what. He's a great boyfriend and will make sure his girl is happy. He doesn't deserve to be treated badly or cheated on because if he's with you then it means he really cares and loves you. he's Gorgeous inside and out, Max is very trustworthy and well hes just awesome.

"wow look at that guy he's so sweet and funny, he has to be a max"

by the_puerto_rican_potato_2005 May 16, 2017