Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018

Mattijs Van Tiggel

~The Gatekeeper of Memes~
Also known as "Doctor Dark" in GTA

Person 1: Is that Mattijs Van Tiggel?
Person 2: You mean The Gatekeeper of Memes?

by PlotsGamesFan March 1, 2020

Mattias

Mathias spelled wrong

Teacher: Spell Mathias
Student: M-A-T-T-I-A-S
Teacher: Thats Mattias not Mathias you retard nigga

by MonkeyJunkeyTikkiTokki June 23, 2020

mattiasexual

person who is attracted to Mattia Polibio

I'm Mattiasexual I like Mattia Polibio

by Imbabybro January 6, 2021

Mattiasexual

person who is attracted to Mattia Polibio

I'm Mattiasexual I like Mattia Polibio

by Imbabybro January 6, 2021

Mattis

Mattis is a person that dosen't care about people. He is lonly all the time and takes it out on his students and he does not like to help in any way.

Student: hey, can you help me?
Teacher: no, i am not aloud to help
Student: Oh, your such a Mattis

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021