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Malteaser

malteaser ballsssss
by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019
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sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.
by windysister June 16, 2009
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La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.
I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!
by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019
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sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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brother mattes's belt buckle

Small brown penis flopped over the belt
by Master PK August 31, 2023
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Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
by Chappy of the Rocks April 16, 2009
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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.
"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."
by Ike b September 28, 2005
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