An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed
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(noun): A charismatic, upbeat individual who’s always high, living life freely and without shame. As a functional meth head, Methew shatters stereotypes with humor, positivity, and unwavering authenticity. Advocating for harm reduction and breaking the stigma surrounding meth, Methew shows that you can be happy, productive, and unapologetically yourself.
(noun): A charismatic, upbeat individual who’s always high, living life freely and without shame. As a functional meth head, Methew shatters stereotypes with humor, positivity, and unwavering authenticity. Advocating for harm reduction and breaking the stigma surrounding meth, Methew shows that you can be happy, productive, and unapologetically yourself.
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Get the Matthew Special mug.St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.
How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.
Oh I see.
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.
How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.
Oh I see.
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