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i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005
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There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.
by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011
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Strong outgoing girl likes to steal people away from other people she's not the best looking but comparing her to other girls you might know shes a little better looking does not have the best thungs but loves what she has
by ZoeyKanker May 22, 2018
Get the matoka mug.Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.
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Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
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by Jack Gellis April 2, 2019
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by Bigdickpapisavage December 9, 2016
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by Jm85937 August 15, 2020
Get the matoi mug.A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.
by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019
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