Maritimes

1. The collective name for the Canadian Provinces of Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.

2.Where many of the inter-provincial Canadian immigrants are from.

3.A quiet, affordable, reasonably safe and naturally beautiful (if not boring) place to have a home and raise a family or take a vacation.

1. Want a summer full of Lobster and beaches but light on the wallet? Head on down to the Maritimes.

2.I saw alot of people from the maritimes when I went to Calgary for that job interview.

3.If you want a quiet life near an ocean where you don't have to pay 3000$ a month for a basement apartment and worry about mountain lions eating you on the way to your car, do we have the place for you.

by labardine June 28, 2008

marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008

Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!

by piancakes November 23, 2021

Maria Mariz

Is a simple girl who loves to be alone. She's interested about the past event/history. She is intelligent and do good deeds to other people. People might hate her but she doesn't care. She only focuses of future. Not interested in guys, fake friends and etc. She is clumsy, people think she has a bad manner but she always do her best to be a good one.

Maria Mariz helped the grandma to across the road.

by Stoic_maiden October 21, 2021

Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003